Trailer Thursdays – October 12

It’s once again time to take a look at some of the trailers that catch my as we look to the future to see what will entertain us in the coming months.

We’ll kick things off this week with the trailer everyone is talking about this week. On Monday night, we got our first glimpse at STAR WARS EPISODE VIII – THE LAST JEDI. Let’s take another look at the first trailer for the latest installment in the saga.

Much like THE FORCE AWAKENS harkened back to the first movie, this trailer has a similar vibe to THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK. We’ll see how similar it is on December 14.

Premiering last week at New York Comic Con was a trailer for the 11th season of the X-FILES.

The new season will start in January on Fox.

Sticking with TV series, Hulu’s new series CASTLE ROCK will take the stories of author Stephen King and intertwine the characters and themes from the fictional town. We got our first trailer from the Hulu original earlier this week.

Castle Rock is set to debut in 2018.

Based on the story by Neil Gaiman, HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES is a movie about an alien touring the galaxy who breaks away from her group and meets two young inhabitants of the most dangerous place in the universe: the London suburb of Croydon.

The movie stars Elle Fanning, Nicole Kidman and Stephen Campbell Moore and is set to be released on December 1.

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    X-files was very much the zeitgeist of the 90s and it should stay in the 90s.

    • ProjectBlue

      Eh, a next gen reboot would work out of Carter’s hands. As is, some good stuff last year but mostly forgettable, somewhat insulting ending. Couldn’t give two shits about William though so probably won’t like most of this season. Hopefully the monster of the week eps hit big

  • Matt_Indeed

    ……

  • Matt_Indeed

    We’ll just ignore that baseball even exists until April now. Thanks.

    • TatR!

      willing to go further than april if needed

    • DAJackson7

      Bad…very very bad……..save us Nationals, save us all!

      • Matt_Indeed

        What a complete waste of a season. Won 102 games and completely shit the bed in the post season.

        The last time they lost even 2 games in a row was August 23rd.

        SHIT. THE. BED.

    • Louie

      America’s Team won last night!

      • Matt_Indeed

        #NotMyTeam

    • You know, my enjoyment of what happened last night is diminished by your misery. I should really drink it in more…

      • Matt_Indeed

        It’s okay. I know you needed it more. What with the 765 other championships and everything. But 766, that’s the most important one.

        • It’s not about needing anything Matt. It’s about being the better team. And not, you know, bending over after you took a 2-0 lead in a best of five series and BLOWING IT.

  • TatR!

    Gentlemen!

  • Louie
  • Matt_Indeed

    So Pearl’s first day of class is Monday. She has ordered the books for overnight delivery, gotten her student loans together, and wants to go buy a new desktop PC and laptop this weekend.

    I guess this is happening.

    • ProjectBlue

      That escalated quickly

      • Matt_Indeed

        Yes sir, it certainly did.

    • Jesus fucking Christ

      • Matt_Indeed

        Jesus fucking Christ indeed.

        • A new desktop AND a laptop?

          • Matt_Indeed

            Yeah, I don’t really know why, but whatever. Just give me my $20 bourbon and let me be.

          • Both the laptop and the desktop seem excessive to me.

          • Matt_Indeed

            To me as well. I’ll probably convince her to just get the new desktop.

          • I’d go for one of those toy laptops for kids.

          • Matt_Indeed

            I don’t think that is what we’re looking for, but I’ll do some comparisons.

            “Does this have an i7 CPU?”

            “No sir, it plays Itsy Bitsy Spider, and you learn your alphabet.”

            “Close enough! We’ll take it!”

          • Sounds good to me!

    • Facts

      Your wife is rather on the ball with this.

  • Mikey

    Dumb. Congrats to any Yankee fans here but dumb.

    • I’m the only Yankees fan here, Mikey. And I’m dancin’ a jig!

    • Matt_Indeed

      Dumb, yes! Dumb!

      • Mikey

        I think I’m good on sports for a minute. Don’t watch the Browns as is and I’m not all that excited about the Cavs.

        • Matt_Indeed

          No, the Cavs will shit the bed anyway. And The Browns are the most embarrassing pile of shit team to ever play.

          • Mikey

            Browns are absolute trash. Worst pro sports organization lol.

  • Louie

    I think what’s really important to remember is that the racist team lost last night.

    Nobody is really sure why the Cubs dislike black people so much, but it seems I disputable.

  • Facts

    The Sun is directly blaring into my eyes this morning.

    • The Professor

      well dont stare at it

      • Facts

        Im not, the way my office window is the sun is directly in eye to eye contact with me.

  • The Professor

    One thing I really like MLB playoffs is that the series doesnt take a month (looking at you NBA)

    • Devin Harris

      And they’ve gone back to playing afternoon games

  • Facts

    Yankees/Astros and Dodgers/??????

  • Devin Harris

    Can’t name a soul from the Astros last world series team. TBF I can’t name anyone on the White Sox either except the manager. That series should be stricken from the books

    • DAJackson7

      Hmmm. Astros-Biggio, Bagwell, Berkman, Clemens, pettite, Wagner and that’s all
      White Sox-Konerko, Thomas, Berhlie and i have no idea

      • Devin Harris

        Biggio and Bagwell were still there? Didn’t they join the team in the 80s? Don’t even remember Clemens being there. Thought Frank Thomas was gone by then too. This only solidifies my original stance.

  • Matt_Indeed

    I hate Cleveland. What a shit town full of shitty people except Mikey. What a dive of a town where their teams just shit out every orifice. Just fuck you, Cleveland, you town of losers.

    I’m mad. I didn’t mean that.

    • My brother-in-law is from Cleveland. My best friend growing up lives in Cleveland with his family.

      I WON’T SIT HERE AND LET YOU BESMIRCH THE GOOD PEOPLE OF CLEVELAND, other than Mikey. THEY’RE GOOD PEOPLE!

      • Matt_Indeed

        I love Cleveland. I’m just mad at Cleveland right now. I’ll get over it and continue to suffer like everyone else from Northeast Ohio.

        • Cleveland is full of good people.

          • Matt_Indeed

            And shitty sports teams.

          • LOL

            The Indigenous Peoples of Cleveland won how many games this season? They were a very good sports team. They were in the World Series last year, for fuck’s sake.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Yes, they were a good team. Just like the Mariners were a good team in 01′. I’m sure Marv still feels good about how that season ended 16 years later.

          • And I’m leaving. Enjoy your wallowing.

          • Matt_Indeed

            You don’t have to leave. I’m done wallowing.

  • ProjectBlue

    Rose McGowan temporarily blocked from Twitter after Weinstein tweets….That’s an amazing look with the vast amounts of shit on Twitter that that is what they crack down on

    • Miko363

      It’s a total slippery slope type deal. If she violated their terms then so be it, but what about the million bots, trolls and assholes out there? Are you only subject to their rules if you have a minimum number of followers?

      • ProjectBlue

        And even if you go for “we can realistically only maintain famous people” there’s a yuge moronic elephant in the room there

        • Miko363

          Exactly. I think the unspoken thing with Trump is that if they suspend his account, it feeds into his victim complex which potentially makes the situation worse and they don’t want to do that.

  • Devin Harris

    Kyrie Irving is the heel that LeBron and Cena didn’t want to be.

    • Matt_Indeed

      He was born for it anyway.

  • I’m sorry to the Ohio Native American fans that the city of Cleveland woke up from their dream of being a city that succeeds at sports..and is now back to being Cleveland

    • Matt_Indeed

      Thank you for your apology.

    • Mikey

      Still the best city in the world to be fair. All is good.

  • The Professor

    Except for airports (and niagara falls), I have never been to the great lakes region.

  • Facts

    I think all of Cleveland was built on top of a giant Indian Burial Ground.

    • Matt_Indeed

      I think we’ve discussed this before, but I believe this must be correct, yes.

  • Matt_Indeed

    The more Kyrie plays the heel, the more I dislike him, so he must be playing it well then.

    • Mikey

      What did he do now?

      • Matt_Indeed

        Just talking about how awesome the city of Boston is, how much better everything is….etc.

        • Mikey

          He’d be shit without LeBron.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Of course.

            With Kyrie, without Lebron:
            2011-12: 21 wins
            2012-13: 24 wins
            2013-14: 33 wins

            With Lebron:
            2014-15: 53 wins
            2015-16: 57 wins
            2016-17: 51 wins

            LOL.

  • Miko363

    How come all my teams have to be the heel?

    I guess things could be worse…

  • Mikey

    Going to a company meeting in Detroit today. Three hour bus ride, three hour meeting, three hour bus ride.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Bring a bulletproof vest.

    • Sounds like they’re trying to make you quit lol.

      I’ve got our 5 year plan meeting all afternoon today, but thankfully it’s just next door.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Alright, I’m over it. I just had to complain and grieve for a couple hours, and now I’m done.

    • TatR!

      you could try soccer now

      • Matt_Indeed

        No thank you.

  • DAJackson7

    Ughhh, all i have to root for is Astros and Nationals, i hate all the other teams left

    • Matt_Indeed

      I hate all of the teams except the Astros, and that’s only because I don’t know them very well.

    • I hate the Nationals because of Duck.

      • TatR!

        *The National

      • Matt_Indeed

        Me too!

  • Also …..perhaps God would smile brighter on your team if they got rid of the racist logo

    • Matt_Indeed

      God probably doesn’t exist if New York has won 27 times.

  • TatR!

    So our house offer was accepted but we are now subject to a Bidding War.

    • BIDDING WARZ!

      • TatR!

        They had apparently bid 172k. We threw in 177k. Our max is 180. Really even that’s pushing it.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Congratulations! May your soul not be ripped apart!

    • Louie

      I’m looking into buying a house.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I’d fly to the UK for a TatR Housewarming Party

      • TatR!

        we’ll set up a conference call on Skype!

    • I think we got bid up by 16k when we bought our place.

      The other buyers actually made a final bid that I was ready to walk away from but it was only a couple of grand higher and the seller was a family and they liked us because we were planning on keeping it a family home while the other buyer was just investing.

      • TatR!

        damn. 16k up. :/ Hopefully we’ve already priced out these bastards (who are probably just a lovely young couple with cats like us)

        • The Toronto market was insane for several years. Paying 100k or more over asking was not uncommon AT ALL.

          It’s just cooled off recently because of some policy changes and rate hikes.

          • TatR!

            Damn. The Nottingham market isn’t great in the nicer areas. House prices in general in the UK just keep going up and up with no end in sight

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Good morning!

  • We will see what happens but not feel real confident about the cubbie bears chances of going back to Washington 24 hours after a lose.

    • DAJackson7

      The Nats are trotting out Gio Gonzalez who throws 60 pitches in two innings…..to follow him up is Tanner Roark, who failed as a relief pitcher but hey…you have to have five starters….Unless the Nats score a ton early this probably won’t be pretty for them

  • I spent an enjoyable 4 day weekend in Cleveland once

    • Matt_Indeed

      Cleveland rocks.

    • Mikey

      Come back. We can get some beers.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I would love to go home and crash a bar and go to a game with you someday, but who knows if that will ever happen.

        • Mikey

          It will!

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I read an article a few months back that said Cleveland is a great place for millennials to move to?

        • Mikey

          Yeah. I mean it isn’t Austin but there are a lot of hip neighborhoods.

  • Matt_Indeed

    When we bought our house, we started at 20k under asking, and ended up 9.5k under asking, so we did okay.

    • TatR!

      That’s pretty good. Asking price here was £180k. So those guys went 8 under and were accepted

    • Mikey

      That really isn’t bad. This season, it was common to buy OVER asking price.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I noticed that. Starting to be a tough market for buyers, it would appear.

  • TatR!

    Netflix tells me Riverdale Season 2 Episode 1 is now up, a day earlier than I thought

    • Mikey

      I will be checking this show out, I believe. I have never read the comics. But then again, haven’t really read any comics.

      • TatR!

        I never read the comics. Wasn’t really a thing over here

      • The show has almost no connection to the comics at all

      • Louie

        It’s better to watch the first season, pick up one of those drug store collections and just be horrified at what the source material is.

  • Just for the record, if the Mariners beat the Indians the way the Yankees did, Marv would have already caused Indeed to kill himself.

    • Matt_Indeed

      I’m not that upset about it. I just like to act like I am. It’s just baseball.

      • I’m sure that’s true. My statement still holds

        • Matt_Indeed

          Marv can’t make me feel like killing myself. No one can.

          Only the brownies in the cafeteria downstairs can do that.

          • I hope he doesn’t see this statement… the man likes a challenge

          • Matt_Indeed

            It’s fine.

          • It’s better than fine. THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE GOING TO THE ALCS!!!

          • 😁👎🏼

          • Matt_Indeed

            Congratulations!

          • Seriously, though, the Indigenous Peoples of Cleveland were a great team this year. Should have a good basis for next season

          • Matt_Indeed

            Maybe. Depends on if we are still going upward, or if we regress. Can’t tell yet. I’m assuming we have players to pay. That’s usually when we start sucking.

          • …..#RIPMatt

          • Matt_Indeed

            Marv doesn’t scare me. Two year olds scare me.

          • I’m scared of an 8-month-old who won’t sleep for more than half an hour today

          • Matt_Indeed

            See? That’s frightening.

          • Terrifying.

          • And my original comment wasn’t about whether or not you’re afraid of anyone or can handle pressure. More that Marv – who I consider a dear friend, for the record – can admittedly be a terrible person.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Ah yes, I see.

          • Also, a comment on how I am not really all that into gloating. Though I feel better playing the heel a bit today. But it’s only because I like Indeed and Mikey.

          • TatR!

            thats not a very PC way to refer to the cafeteria staff

          • Wow…

          • TatR!

            reviews appear to be mixed for this one

          • Matt_Indeed

            ^^^ This is amazing, TatR.

  • Louie

    I’ve got a good feeling about the National this year. Maybe, just maybe, we’ll finally get lucky and break our curse.

    • Matt_Indeed

      The Nationals have only been around 12 years. That’s not long enough to be cursed.

      • Louie

        We’ve never won a World Series. : (

      • TatR!

        yeah I feel like a curse applies to good teams that go bad, not just… bad teams

  • Especially for Thursday night the National Anthem post show match up seems pretty good

  • Mikey

    I’m pumped for Arrow tonight. That’s if I get home in time to watch it.

  • OK…………….Duck just brought up “curse” with Nationals… it’s on. Don’t talk to me about curse

    • I know! The Yankees haven’t had a World Series in 8 YEARS!!

      • TatR!

        4 years since Manchester United won the title, it’s basically forever and longer 🙁

    • Louie

      We were going to win a World’s Series one year, but then baseball went on strike:(

      • I don’t think that’s true…

        • DAJackson7

          Ehhh. That was the Expos best team…but the Yankees were getting good then too,

  • Recaps of The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow by Joe – who is much better at recapping shows than I am – are up!

  • TatR!

    oh no the yankees won it in the 9th? thats a heartbreaker

    • No. They had a lead all game. They just added to it in the ninth.

      • TatR!

        Ohhhh I looked at the box score stupidly

        • Matt_Indeed

          Ohhhh I looked a the box score stupidly

          • TatR!

            yeah no i look stupid here, there was some very very simple math I failed on

          • Matt_Indeed

            I just enjoy striking through words.

  • Matt_Indeed

    Trump sure doesn’t like Puerto Ricans much.

    • DAJackson7

      I really don’t think he knows it’s part of the US

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost
  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost
  • The Daily Hollywood Headline Roundup:

    As Ferrari mentioned last night Victor Garber is leaving the CW DCvrse and the Legends of Tomorrow show some time this season. He is heading back to the stage for a production of Hello Dolly with Bette Midler.

    Sony is planning a Settlers of Catan movie…because #LOLSony

    The new Halloween movie wrote by Danny McBride is said to be a direct sequel of the original and will ignore the other films.

    Movie’s Anywhere has launched. five of the six major studios (– Sony Pictures, Walt Disney Studios, Twentieth Century Fox Film, Universal Pictures and Warner Bros.) are apart of this with the major digital retailers (Amazon, Google, Itunes and Vudu) allowing you to access any of your eligible digital content through Movies Anywhere. Movies Anywhere syncs users libraries across the accounts of all the companies listed above and playable through any of the usual platforms including Apple TV, Chromecast, Roku, Amazon Fire, Android devices, Android TV, iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and popular browsers

    Fault in Our Star director Josh Boone is set to adapt Stephen King’s The Talisman for Amblin Entertainment. Boone is set to start work on this after he finishes X-men: The New Mutants. Collect your reward if you tagged 2017 as the year Stephen King became to hollywood what Superheros have been for the past decade.

    CBS films has moved up Winchester: The House That Ghosts Built. a “true story” Horror movie starting Hellen Mirren

    Gal Gadot is in talks to star in Ruin a “gritty period revenge-thriller in which a nameless ex-Nazi captain navigates the ruins of post-WWII Germany” This is from the director of Macbeth (good) and Assassin’s Creed (bad).

    Also The Atlantic Columnist Ta-Nehisi Coates is going to write a Storm comic for Marvel. He previously wrote a year and half on Black Panther that people seemed to like.

    That’s the latest Hot Gos from Hollyweird. #RIP Indians edition / I am shocked and disturbed by the news on Harvey Weinstein and had no previous knowledge of any such activity edition.

  • I fixed it… chill out

  • the irony… I don’t actually read The Daily Hollywood Headline Roundup

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    ” I sincerely apologise for groping a woman after keeping quiet about it for 14 years and only acknowledging it after the news spread online. Please accept my totally sincere apology “

  • Facts

    Currently linking my different accounts on moviesanywhere. Holy crap…………

    • DAJackson7

      Hmmm i should join this, but i don’t have accounts for anything

  • Facts

    Some of my movies are missing!

    >:(

  • Matt_Indeed

    I honestly don’t think we could have picked a bigger prick to be president. This is amazing.

  • Mikey

    so far I’d say LoT was the best and Supergirl was the worst.

  • Now James Van Der Beek says he’s had his grabbed by older men in Hollywood? When will this madness stop?

    You know, maybe Hollywood IS a wretched den of sin and inequity and we should all just stop glorifying everyone involved with it…

    • TatR!

      yeah hollywood basically being a sewer is probably one of the few things the Right are correct about

    • I’m going to knell for unity against hollywood groping

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      It’s almost as if having control over materials that allow workers to produce allows you to exploit them.

    • The stories are as old as that town. There are a few good people, but most of them aren’t the real movers and shakers, and odds are we’ll never hear the names of those who are.

      And this is pre-scientology. Don’t get me started on those fucks.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Watched Kingsman 1 last night. Made me realize just how terrible CGI in movies is these days

  • DAJackson7

    With everything going wrong in the world, the Feds taking down college basketball, shoe companies and AAU is the best thing going. I hope they end up blowing the whole thing up

  • Facts

    This moviesanywhere thing is amazing.

  • I want to announce I have only ever groped myself when working on The Daily Hollywood Headline Roundup

    • Huh?

      • With all the hollywood groping allegations I wanted to get out ahead of the story

    • Matt_Indeed

      I’ll never read the Roundup the same way again.

      • TatR!

        gonna grope yourself also now

        • Matt_Indeed

          Thinking about it, yeah.

      • I’m not saying I always grope… just saying I’ve never groped anyone else while writing it

        • Matt_Indeed

          Backtracking, I get it.

    • TatR!

      I’m choosing to read this as you saying that when you work on the roundup it’s the only time you don’t grope other people

      • So audrey……….she can’t be like in a veggie state from the explosion right? she banged evil cooper some time after that and popped out the nightmare that is Richard Horne. Is in the lodge in some way? Evil Coop have her locked up?

        • TatR!

          I don’t know, really. it’s implied somewhere that Evil Coop may have raped her while she was in the coma because thats the kind of guy he is. it’s possible that whole thing cracked her mentally and she may be out of the coma but in whatever institution

          • oh it was implied? interesting

          • TatR!

            I think it had to be a rape while she was in the coma, I think if it was any other way Audrey would have told people Cooper was the father

  • Well since no one wanted to talk about anything but my typo

    I think that Movie’s anywhere thing is a good idea and a step in the right direction for digital content going forward.

    also…………..Settlers of Catan movie…:SMH:

    • TatR!

      I wrote something about Halloween!

    • Facts

      I am currently working on my movie’s anywhere. Holy crap I own a lot of digital movies.

  • Matt_Indeed

    It’s amazing going from CNN.com to FoxNews.com and looking at the difference in coverage and how things are worded. Even in the news – not the editorials – everything is worded one way or the other.

    News just used to be news. Now it’s almost branded depending on who’s sending out the news.

    • I’m old enough to be amused at how language has changed during my lifetime.

      Examples:

      Illegal aliens are now undocumented immigrants.

      Shellshocked has morphed into PTSD, and there was another term or two in between I’ve forgotten.

      That’s all I have right now. The immigrant thing irritates me, but not as much as CA’s bill to give them money and sanctuary.

      • Matt_Indeed

        YOLO, Hoss. This all seems insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

        • Eh. Depends on perspective. I’m getting old enough that I don’t get nearly as pissed anymore. I figure I’ll be dead in 20-30 years, tops. Should be before the collapse of the country or another civil war.

      • RudoWakening

        You stole the “shellshock is PTSD” but from George Carlin!

  • Matt_Indeed

    You had an idea that Rather and Brokaw were liberals, but they never conveyed that in an obvious way. They just reported the news.

    • well…till Rather did what got him fired

      • Matt_Indeed

        Right.

      • ProjectBlue

        Eh, that was late game “i’m probably dying sooner than later” Rather. I think he kept it up pretty well for 40-ish years before that

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    LOL Wavy Boy and Worst are STILL going at it?

    • Matt_Indeed

      That sounds fun.

      There are some days I’m so happy for the Geekery.

    • Over?

    • Marv

      I love Worst. He’s the greatest bit that blog has ever seen, just a dude that hold a mirror up to the place like “Behold…this is how you all act every Tuesday morning.”

      And then people don’t get it. I mean granted Wavy is dumb as fuck but still…I don’t know how Worst could make it more obvious.

      • Matt_Indeed

        I think you’re wrong, to be honest. I think Worst is real.

        • Marv

          Nah I’ve had late night conversations with him, he’s lol’ing at those guys as hard as anyone else ever has.

          • A troll is a troll is a troll.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Really? He seems very invested in all of it though.

            Seems like tiring work.

          • This. All of this.

          • Marv

            That’s the bit! He watches it as much as anyone else and then rails on how bad it sucks because it’s all an impression of the BoD. It’s fucking hilarious.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Seems like a large waste of time.

          • Marv

            No bigger waste of time than any of us posting right now.

          • Matt_Indeed

            I guess. But he isn’t real.

            I’m real.

          • Marv

            He is real. He’s a wrestling fan making fun of people that hate the show but can’t quit watching.

          • Matt_Indeed

            But keeps discussing it and never breaks gimmick?

          • Marv

            Yes! That’s why it’s so great. And he gets the whole place riled up by…acting exactly like the whole place. I find it funny as fuck, particularly because it’s been going on so long and no one has figured it out yet.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Weird.

          • Most of the people who’ve figured it out are over here now

          • Louie

            It’s really amazing watching the same people fall into the same traps every week.

          • RudoWakening

            I appreciate his commitment.

          • …………………………………………..speaking of holding up a mirror.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Fuck you.

          • I hate to break up the fun by Matt said you couldn’t drive him to suicide

          • It does seem exhausting

      • I’m sad he never comes to meet-ups

  • Matt_Indeed

    I enjoy that Trump just signed an executive order allowing for people to find health care over state lines.

    Why I enjoy this is because he basically just signed what is essentially a federal order taking away less rights from the state, and he’s a republican. LOL

    #ThanksTrump!

    • Also, insurance companies don’t have the infrastructure to go out of their own state. They’d have to set up offices to meet with hospitals to get deals going… there’s a lot of nuance there. The exec order isn’t worth the paper it was signed on.

      • DAJackson7

        Not at all, Louise works for an insurance company and when she gets calls for say Illinois or Kentucky she has no idea, none of that info is anywhere for her.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I thought Samuel L Jackson only LOOKED ridiculous in KIngsman. Turns out he also speaks ridiculous!

    • Marv

      He’s easily the worst part of that movie. Whoever decided to let him talk like a puddy tat was stupid.

      • Oh gawd. I forgot about this. I didn’t think much of that film, but that part of it was the fucking worst.

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        Like, I kinda understand the parody of him being a tech billionaire and him dressing that way despite being old, but the voice just kills the character

  • Facts

    Since I linked my google play, amazon video and still waiting on vudu to work I was able to get the following digital movies for FREE! The Lego Movie, Big Hero 6, Jason Bourne, Ice Age and the new Ghostbusters movie Extended Edition.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Sophie Cookson is cute but I don’t know if I’d use a pic of her as an avatar

  • ProjectBlue

    The Movies Anywhere thing would be amazing if they took a page out of the music side of things book and just scanned for you having a digital copy and letting you access their copies instead. (Looks ruefully at my terrabytes of movies on an external)

  • Marv

    I got farts that smell like mayonnaise and onions.

    • Matt_Indeed

      It’s nice that we can share our experiences.

      • Marv

        I ate egg salad three times yesterday my butt smells like a paper mill.

        • Matt_Indeed

          So descriptive, it’s like I’m right there.

          • Marv

            Protip: Farting in a toddler’s face makes them leave you alone

          • Matt_Indeed

            Noted.

  • DAJackson7

    Time to shop for some cameras to watch over the house…anyone have any recommendations?

    • Matt_Indeed

      Drones with lazers.

    • Marv

      Cameras won’t work the only way to really keep your property safe is stay home all day every single day.

      • DAJackson7

        With a loaded gun by every door and window, and one in the shower…i know

  • ProjectBlue

    “Affleck Groping Could Put ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ in Jeopardy…” ha hah aha h ha haha hahahhahahahahahah ah ah haha hah

    • Sigh

      • ProjectBlue

        It’s annoying. These types of sites have totally abandoned causation and just go with any old correlation

  • Facts

    All my other movies are linking with my other movies except some movies.

    • Marv

      What is this you’re talking about?

      • Facts

        moviesanywhere.com is a new digital service that links your vudu, amazon video, google play, itunes accounts into one place to stream the movies.

        • Marv

          Ooooooooh that sounds interesting, if for no other reason than maybe I won’t end up buying the same damn movie on separate services (proud owner of two versions of Deadpool lol)

          • Facts

            lol yep. I am like Holy Crap now, it’s all there finally!

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    If South Korean women are half as hot as the ones in those K-pop videos,I might have to book a trip to Seoul soon.

  • I had to go do work… has Marv drove Matt to suicide yet?

    • Marv

      What?

      • Ferrari said if your team did the Indians what Yankees did last night you would have already drove Matt to suicide. Matt said that would not be the case claiming you could not drive him to suicide. We all figured that once you were challenged this would not end well for Matt

        • Marv

          I don’t think so. I think Matt would’ve been happy for me. My team didn’t break 20 years of baseball because they wouldn’t stop buying every player they could.

          • yeah I didn’t care about all that I was more interested in seeing your reaction to him saying you couldn’t break him

          • Marv

            My reaction? I don’t know, ask Danimal.

          • my point exactly

          • Matt_Indeed

            I have a way more stable mind than Danimal.

            Except when it comes to Nutter Butters, of which I have just partaken. Delicious.

          • Matt_Indeed

            TGGI

        • Mental note: don’t exaggerate or make jokes here because the regulars are kind of dim…

          • what? I’m not taking it serious

          • Oh really?

          • yes………..I did not actually thing you meant that.. or that Marv would actually drive Matt to suicide.. or that when challenged he would drive Matt to suicide either. I just thought it was all funny.. including your comment which I’m now getting called dim for liking. I also liked that we both to a degree seem to react to uh oh Marv’s been challenged.

          • well I got my … so mission accomplished

          • I’ll remember to drag it out longer next time. I don’t know that we amused EVERYONE possible yet.

          • TatR!

            I like when jokes get tagged with hours of explanation

          • And then more is needed!

          • Marv

            I am soaking this up like a kitty cat asleep in a sunbeam.

          • Marv

            I can hear the sighing going on in this post lol

          • And then Peyton Peytoned it

  • Marv

    The CNN front page continues to be mental: The cabinet is talking about invoking the 25th amendment, the President is forgetting to sign executive orders at the ceremony to sign an executive order and women are complaining that Ben Affleck paid attention to them.

    We’re only 10 months in haha, normal is going to be so weird by the time this is over.

    • Matt_Indeed

      CNN will never go back. No matter how normal we get in the future, as long as Zucker is in charge, they’re going full crazy.

  • Well Weinstein seems to be doing well

    Harvey Weinstein tried to flag down a passing motorist and flee his daughter Lily’s home after the two argued on Wednesday

    Once he returned to the house, Lily reportedly called authorities to say her father was ‘suicidal and depressed’

    • Marv

      LOL that guy is so fucked, he’s got people that have spoken at the UN coming out and saying he touched them.

    • Louie

      I think my favorite part of this was OF COURSE there’s a million smiling photo ops with Hilary Clinton.

      • Marv

        I swear I’d have become her biggest fan if she just responded to that with something like “Hey money’s money.” Haha, she’d have instantly become more loved than she could possibly imagine.

        • I loved the (after like 5 days…that included the weekend) HILARY FINALLY BREAKS SILENCE!!

          Yeah cause you know… she’s real big on shutting down sexual assaulters..

          • Marv

            The obvious bit here would be to have McKinnon or whatever go on next week and wonder why she wasn’t hot enough to assault but something tells me they won’t be going after Weinstein.

          • yeah that would be great

          • TatR!

            Hillary sucks is she going to go away

          • Marv

            Never.

          • she is likely writing a new book What Happened with Harvey

    • TatR!

      authorities be like “sorry I thought you guys were above the law” and hang up

  • Also I guess he’s gone off to “Europe” to go to rehab ..I’m guessing where ever Europe is.. it does not have extradition laws with the US

  • Matt_Indeed
    • Matt_Indeed

      do, do, do, do
      I don’t wanna wait
      for my career to be over
      I want to know right now
      what’cha want to see

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    LOL! Friend has been without Internet for 3 weeks after moving and Spectrum/Time Warner/Charter refuses to come set up service. Finally he sends out some angry Tweets and they contact him saying they’ll bump him to first priority today… if he removes the negative tweets.

    I told him to screencap that shit (if it was online) and keep tweeting

  • Matt_Indeed

    I enjoyed that article where Danimal went to the hair salon and there was a tractor seat for the kids.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Oh, and the Burger King one.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Oh, and the frozen pizza one.

        Wait. That was Marv. Before the fallout when the megapowers exploded.

    • I think that was my first article of his I read. He takes a picture of JGL with him for every haircut

    • Marv

      My favorite article was the long goodbye post.

      • Matt_Indeed

        Don’t think I ever read that.

        • I never read any of his stuff. I was bitter he never reviewed my podcast like he said he would

          • Matt_Indeed

            Oh, he was pretty entertaining for the most part. He wrote pretty dry, and provided pictures. It was fun for awhile. He got progressively worse as it went on.

            Kind of the old hat of “Noticing people like something and run it into the ground”.

            Then he got in fights with everyone and that was that. I’m sure he’s still over at the BoD sometimes under a different name.

          • TatR!

            Friendship Is The Best wasn’t it?

          • Matt_Indeed

            I don’t know.

      • Marv

        Long, god so long. And back a week later it was classic WWE booking.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      I liked when he reviewed his own breakroom.

  • I guess I should come out against what Papa did to me at the superbowl a couple years back ..

  • Marv

    So it’s been gray three days straight I think sunlight is officially over.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Back to normal in Seattle.

      • Marv

        Yeah it will be this until we’re a few weeks into what is sure to be another disappointing baseball season in 2018 lol

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Back to 90 here after 2 glorious days in the low 70s

  • So as I was looking at a Harvey story I saw Britney returns to stage for first time since shooting. I was curious what she was looking like on stage these days. She looks fine all things considered but well.. take a look at the outfits.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4974126/Britney-Spears-performs-Las-Vegas-shooting.html

    She’s popped out kids I get it but every outfit is so blatantly trying to be as sexy as possible while desperately trying pull in and cover up her midsection.

    Not out to shame her just kind of funny every out fit has this elaborate set of straps to hid and pull at her tummy

  • That lead me to the story of a Russian model who was hanging out of a passenger window of a car topless and got killed when they drove too close to a lamp post….. I should get off the dailymail site

    • Marv

      LOL that’s fucking hilarious I’m sorry

      • My biggest goal in life is to never end up a “hey yall watch this” death

        • Marv

          I’m hoping for a very classy explosion.

  • Facts

    Ok if you have digital movies spread over vudu, amazon video and itunes. I highly recommend you sign up for moviesanywhere.com

    It gets the Facts seal of approval.

  • Miko363

    Weinstein is “suicidal?”

    Another Hillary friend “commits suicide” ??? Here’s the Youtube video the LIBERAL AGENDA and CORRUPT MEDIA doesn’t want you to see!!!!!

    • Matt_Indeed

      You kid, but I’m sure there will be 200 of those posted in the next week easy.

      • Marv

        Right now they’re still freaking out about the note the Vegas shooter left that is clearly seen in the picture but the FBI is hiding because they don’t want to admit the note is about Antifa. I’m not even kidding, I’ve been checking in on Alex every day this week lol

        • Miko363

          Wait, the “paid actors” thing didn’t work this time so now they’re going to Plan B of “Antifa did this!”

          • Marv

            Yeeeep. The LVPD released some scene pics to the Guardian or whoever and in them there’s a piece of paper on a table so obviously that’s a lengthy suicide note explaining the conspiracy that forced this man to do it. It’s all there when you think about it cuck.

  • Marv

    I love apple juice.

    • Facts

      It is delish.

    • Matt_Indeed

      *Appey juice

  • Facts

    Apparently Bill and Hilary haven’t spoke for months because Bill was pissed she published that book of hers.

    • Blackjack Jowalsen

      It was a pretty bad book. I can understand.

      • Marv

        It was amazing in how poorly she understood the lesson of that election. I mean she blamed Bernie lol

        • Matt_Indeed

          That book made me feel like an idiot.

          • Marv

            The left in general should feel like an idiot. The question is whether anyone learns from it. I haven’t seen a pussy hat protest since February so I’m guessing we did not.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Well, no one is telling her to shut up and go away, so no, they haven’t learned.

          • Marv

            I’m still hoping for Michelle to ride in on a unicorn and run for the lols and annihilate everyone in 2020

          • Matt_Indeed

            Man, I would love it so much. I couldn’t love it more.

          • Matt_Indeed

            And I mean that legit.

          • pfeiffer?

          • Matt_Indeed

            Yes.

          • mmmmm no I don’t think anyone from Grease 2 is getting elected president

          • TatR!

            Donald Trump was in Gremlins 2

          • Marv

            I’m into it, she’s still smokin

          • TatR!

            Cumia linked to a Fallon segment from just a week or so ago that was Female Writers From Fallon Tell Clinton On Air How Much She Means To Them that sounded dismal

          • Marv

            Yeah I watched it, it was soooooo bad. You’d have thought she fucking won.

          • TatR!

            I feel really bad for girls, they basically have very few good role models and also sexual assault

          • TatR!

            you were blinded by her charisma, it happens to the best of us

          • Matt_Indeed

            I feel like I’ve said “fuck you” to too many people today.

          • TatR!

            😐

          • Marv

            Wow that’s a stiff upper lip you Brits are for real

        • TatR!

          I love this tweet that went viral before the first anti-Trump womens march from some Hillarybot that was like “I know that Hillary will march with us because she believes in us, she won’t make a big deal of it but she’ll be there <3" and then in her book its like "I watched the march on TV and was like where you were when IIIIIIII needed you smh"

    • Devin Harris

      Why are they still together? Well, I guess it’s no point in divorcing now. The Clintons are an 0-7 team just playing out the season.

      • Marv

        Lol

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I wonder how many side pieces Bill has

      • Marv

        That’s the book the world really wants to read. It’s gotta be like 1,000 pages of Anthony Bourdaine No Reservations style banging, “And then I was so bored I decided to try pussy in the jungles of Burma…”

        • TatR!

          Isn’t there like a book Roger Stone or someone published that’s like Bill’s Women or something

          • Marv

            Oh I’m sure plenty of people have done it but I want a book written by Bill. I bet he has Secret Service code names for all his hos and I bet they’re all amazing

          • TatR!

            maybe he has a death bed book like burt reynolds

    • yep I bet they would have done a ton of talking had she not done the book

  • Red Band trailer is out for the Leslie Mann John Cena comedy blockers…. it had a couple laughs

  • Rowlf

    A Bill Clinton Philanderin’ Round The World book would be like the J. Peterman catalog of infidelity.

    “You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.”

  • Matt_Indeed

    I belonged to a Michelle Obama 2020 group on Facebook like 6 months ago, and all they posted was shit about Trump, so I left the group.

    Facebook is the worst. I shouldn’t follow anything except cute animal pictures and my aunt.

  • Marv

    Blinded by her charisma lol, what a dick hahaha

    • Matt_Indeed

      It was a good one.

  • Marv

    This room smells like sulfur.

  • Facts

    I bet you Bill would be trying to get with Ivanka if was around the White House all the time.

  • Miko363

    I’m now considering the possibility that Trump actually has no short-term memory capacity anymore, and he truly thinks the news is fake because he doesn’t remember saying or doing anything they report.

    • Marv

      He just says stuff, so it makes sense he doesn’t really remember any of it because none of it is thought out.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I’m telling you, this was all a ploy by the Trump kids to get Crazy Ass Donald out the business:

      2015: Dad, you should totally run for President, we’ll take care of the business!
      2016: Shit, he actually WON?!? Well, this plan backfired!

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne
    • I watched the whole thing.. what is that video game where a sky scraper collapses

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        No idea.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So does that book mean she’s not running again? Because it sounds like she went for scorched earth rather than self-reflection and growth.

  • Fox is out to screw Ferrari.. they know he does Trailer Thursdays so here they go and announce the New Mutants trailer drops tomorrow …I say we boycott

    • Trailer Weekends?

    • TatR!

      what the hell are new mutants

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Well, they’re like the Old Mutants, except newer!

  • Miko363

    I normally don’t make book recommendations, but Red Platoon was awesome and it’s only $1.99 on the Kindle right now. Well worth the 2 bucks. I usually don’t care for military books but loved this.

    https://www.amazon.com/Red-Platoon-Story-American-Valor-ebook/dp/B0141ZP1XK/ref=sr_1_1_twi_kin_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1507829685&sr=8-1&keywords=red+platoon+a+true+story+of+american+valor

    • TatR!

      is that the one with the armadillo that solves mysteries

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

  • RudoWakening

    We had a safety luncheon at work today with brisket and chicken wings. Luckily I brought my own lunch

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Usually can’t go wrong with wings.

  • TatR!

    I might watch some of that vietnam show this weekend

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      There’s a That Vietnam Show joke to be made here but I’m too tired and lazy.

      • TatR!

        I took 5 minutes but I still got nothing

        • TatR!

          the names Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher and Laura Prepon are pretty Vietnam pun proof

  • Facts

    Bought the Constantine movie and now I want to read Hellblazer.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So it looks like Melania has decided to be the Invisible First Lady, just staying in the background and not saying shit. That’s something that hasn’t been done since Mamie Eisenhower.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I mean, even Pat Nixon was somewhat active in things.

    • Miko363

      She’s filing for divorce the day he’s out of office. She wanted zero part of this.

      • Devin Harris

        She probably thought he’d be dead by now and she could take his money and marry the guy she really wants

    • ProjectBlue

      Except when Ivana said she was really first lady. Then Melania’s people said she doesn’t know shit and Melania’s the power of the white house. All those people suck

    • Marv

      Honestly I feel bad for her. She just wanted to live the American dream and be hot and have some rich annoying guy pay for everything. She never signed on for all this nonsense with half the earth hating her family and her kids having to have security details and shit.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Checking out the new South Park!

  • ProjectBlue

    Canadian husband of American woman ‘refuses to board US plane in fear he will be punished for his previous marriage to a terror suspect’ after being rescued in Pakistan with their three young children following five years in Taliban captivity.

    ‘Merica 2017, Pakistan’s better than this!

    • Miko363

      I love that they kept spitting out kids while in Taliban captivity. I don’t know about you, but nothing gets me in the mood like being abducted and held by terrorists in a third world country.

      • DAJackson7

        That seems like a very specific fetish

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        People have needs and I’m guessing they didn’t have ESPN.

        • Miko363

          They must have cancelled it because of Lying Jemele Hill!

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    LOL They’re attacking the Fake Facebook pages

    “Just take a computer, start writing horrible things about people on Facebook and then present it as reality!”

  • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

    http://abc11.com/1302517/

    “Police: Man arrested for putting soda in a water cup at McDonald’s”

    • ProjectBlue

      Morris allegedly hit the manager twice with his car when the man tried to block his escape, according to a police report. …what the fuck, for a fucking McDonalds job and a soda? Fuccccccccck that

      • ProjectBlue

        Plus, is the dollar drinks national? How much cheaper would the water be than a dollar? Wonder if it was some stupid frat stunt. Mugshot looks douche-bro-y

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      I’ve always wondered what would happen if you do that

    • this seems rational on all fronts

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      All that for $2?

      Then again, I’ve found most McDonald’s managers are crazy. There’s a indoctrination process that rewires their brains so they are insanely loyal to the Arches.

  • Devin Harris

    I started my morning by listening to MC Hammer. That’s the best decision I’ve made this year! I feel bad for everyone turning on Hammer.

    • TatR!

      I love that he had this billion dollar house but he just couldn’t sell it because it was designed full of crap that only MC hammer could possibly like

  • Facts

    Go see a surgery doctor on the 1st. And so it begins.

    • DAJackson7

      No more tail?

      • Facts

        No 🙁

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Snip snip?

      • Facts

        Nope. More like remove remove.

        • Marv

          Wait, what?

          • Facts

            Im getting a benign cyst remove.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Benign cysts? You sure it isn’t Beten cysts?

  • DAJackson7

    Fianlly went through the wedding photos, even though Louise hasn’t. I found 25 that i like out of hundreds….good enough for me

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    At first I wasn’t crazy about how they were writing Launchpad in the new Ducktales until I realized that he essentially took over Donald’s role in the original cartoon and thus is somewhat redundant now that Donald is back. So making him complete and total comedy relief was really the only way to go, I guess.

    • DAJackson7

      Yeah, since they are playing Donald off as more than a doofus. I personally could do without the return of the Beagle Boys

  • Marv

    Nap time! Sup sup sup sup what’s up

  • Marv

    Ok good talk, I’m going to get super high and watch GoT bloopers

  • Devin Harris

    Know what’s weird? Going to a dead person’s Facebook page. Can’t articulate what exactly is weird. It just is

    • Marv

      It’s weird because you can see a person’s life chugging along and then just…nothing. I mean it sounds completely ridiculous but I almost feel like it would be less weird if there was a “Ok I’m dead now guys, take care of yourselves YOLO” final posting lol

      • Devin Harris

        You’re right. There is no closure. Just one day you are posting about haters and then nothing. Every dead persons FB page needs some kind of denouement

    • Matt_Indeed

      Yep. I had 2 dead people on my facebook for a long time.

      One was a co-worker who was driving to pick up her kid from daycare on her way home from work. Before she got to her daughter, she crashed into the back of a logging truck and the car caught on fire and she died inside the car. Horrifying. Nice girl too.

      • Devin Harris

        yeah, that does sound horrific

        • Matt_Indeed

          It’s just hard to comprehend. One minute you’re here, and the next minute you’re not. Forever.

          • Marv

            It’s weird how it works the other way too.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Yep. Which is why I think that’s what death is.

            You don’t remember what the world was like before you were born. There was nothing. That’s how death will be. Just black. Sounds bleak, but you weren’t hurting pre-birth, so you should be fine post-death.

    • TatR!

      is it that they’re still posting

      • DAJackson7

        It’s worse when FB says “wish so and so a happy birthday”…..umm they’ve been dead for a bit

        • TatR!

          That’s nice of them. Isn’t there a thing where it’s like you can set someone up to take over your FB if you die

    • Facts

      My cousin still updates my other cousin’s(they are brother and sister) facebook page from time to time and it’s weird. He’s been dead for 3 years now.

      • Matt_Indeed

        That is quite weird, yes.

  • Marv

    Oh jeez, I guess in the Rose McGowan post where she says she was assault by Harvey she calls out Bob by name. Oh it’s gonna get sooooo good

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Bob who?

      • Marv

        Weinstein, Harvey’s brother and allegedly a much much grosser man

        • Louie

          Like, what could Bob be realistically doing? Beating teenage hookers?

          • TatR!

            Well, Harvey seems to be a creep, but everyone he’s a creep to is at least legal age

          • Marv

            Corey Haim never died he’s been in a cage in Bob’s basement for two years.

          • Louie

            Imagine if Bob was the secret Haim molester all this time!

  • Facts

    HE’S STEALING OUR SODA! CALL THE POLICE! LET’S WASTE THEIR TIME!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Of course it was the manager. It’s always the crazy manager.

      They must have a hell of a brainwashing machine at Hamburger U.

    • Comdukakis

      The primary cost is the cup. The soda costs like a penny. Hardly worth it

  • Louie

    It’s going to be a fantastic feeling resetting the Cubs Curse tonight!

  • Matt_Indeed

    I’ll just post this again, because obviously no one saw it….

    Be-nign cysts? You sure it isn’t Be-ten cysts?

    • Marv

      Yeah I didn’t get it last time

      • Matt_Indeed

        Be-NINE cysts.
        Be-TEN cysts.

        • Marv

          Oh I get it now.

          • Matt_Indeed

            It’s hilarious.

          • TatR!

            if you’d capitalised the TEN that would have chippah’d it. I was saying beten like rhymes with beaten so I didn’t get it.

          • Marv

            Yeah that’s how I heard it in my head too.

          • TatR!

            i mean beten doesn’t really rhyme with beaten it’s just… the same

          • Matt_Indeed

            Alright, I get it.

          • TatR!

            no I was addressing my own “beten like rhymes with beaten” comment. It was silly.

          • Matt_Indeed

            Fuck.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            This almost makes me wish Dougie was here.

        • Facts

          Oh.

    • Nope

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    Harvey Weinstein gets to jack off in all the plants he wants to and I’m sitting here scared to smack a bachelorette’s ass in a club when her bridesmaid stops me and tells me to do it. Where did it all go wrong?

    • TatR!

      i wonder if he thinks its worth it. all those great memories, are they worth everyone hating you at the end?

      • Diddly: Basic B****

        I mean for every one person speaking out against him you know there were 10 other girls who did it with pleasure

        • DAJackson7

          Hell half of them speaking out did it and didn’t mind i would bet

  • Marv

    Randomly came across this clip of Rogan and some fighter talking about how CM Punk was delusional to think he’d be able to fight in UFC.

    So now I’m watching CM Punk fights oh this will be hilarious

    • Marv

      CM PUNK VS MICKEY GALL FULL FIGHT!!!

      Oh dear the video is four minutes long lol

      • TatR!

        Do you not remember this? :/

        • Marv

          I never watched it the first time.

          • TatR!

            it’s fun rooting for him to get even one solitary offensive move in and him just not

  • TatR!

    Reminder that Billy Corgan’s 2nd solo album is out tomorrow

    • Comdukakis

      Help him fund the nwa

      • TatR!

        Oh he did actually buy that, right? Is he doing anything with it?

    • Matt_Indeed

      I didn’t know he had a 1st one.

      • TatR!

        2005. Post-Zwan. The day it came out he took out a newspaper ad announcing the return of the Smashing Pumpkins. It was weird. The album had a few good tracks

        • Matt_Indeed

          He’s a weird guy.

          • TatR!

            yeah he kinda is

    • OGILALA!

      • TatR!

        yeah it’s uh, quite the name

        • It’s a Native American tribe, I think.

  • Marv

    LOL he’s getting mauled like a bear attack hahaha

  • Marv

    Wow. Alright well I can say with no exaggeration that I am just as good at MMA fighting as CM Punk lol

    • TatR!

      two years of training and it’s like none of it ever happened

    • Matt_Indeed

      Watch out. If you say that in front of the MMA “experts” at the BoD, they’ll tell you you’re an idiot!

      • Marv

        That was a hilarious beating.

        • Matt_Indeed

          It was. But he like, was trained and stuff, so it was good that he hung in there for 75 seconds or something.

          • Marv

            Yeah good for him he managed to look like a bitch for extra long lol

          • Matt_Indeed

            Did you know with two years of training, you can look like a crazed squirrel being eaten by a honey badger for 75 seconds instead of 20 seconds?

        • TatR!

          yeah or beateleveng

          • Matt_Indeed

            Potato is spelled Potato. Not TatR.

          • TatR!

            How dare you! This is an acronym!

      • TatR!

        What happened there?

        • They all love Punk

          • Marv

            He stood up to dad.

          • TatR!

            I remember back in the day everyone fighting about him when he did those shoots

          • Marv

            That was so much fun.

    • Facts

      Hope you don’t whine about how you were never given the top spot even though you never moved the needle.

      • Marv

        Hey now he got an ESPN interview (before we knew that ESPN and WWE had gotten into bed together thus that whole thing in retrospect is even funnier)

  • This kid has been crying all day, and I’m working on 4 hours’ sleep.

    Can someone come over here and fucking kill me?

  • Facts

    WAAH WAAH ALL THE GUYS WHO DREW MONEY IN A BUSINESS WHERE DRAWING IS MOST IMPORTANT TOOK ALL THE TOP WRESTLEMANIA SPOTS! WAAAH! WAAH!

    • Marv

      I was thinking it would be funny to see a guy do an interview where he actually draws money with a marker or something then it occurred to be the Bucks have probably already done so. I still need to check them out. Kenny explained some of their stuff in detail to me and it really sounds fucking hilarious.

      • TatR!

        I miss Kenny, also Shelts

        • Marv

          Kenny will be back, Shelton may not be he’s getting married

          • Buh…?

          • Marv

            Haha look at all those other people typing

          • Facts

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA you jester.

          • Marv

            *three people are instantly typing*

            lol that was cool

          • Facts

            lol we all know Shelton left because everyone hates him and he is THE BIGGEST LOSER.

          • Devin Harris

            So, do you have an offline relationship with everyone from the BoD/Geekery? Gotta be honest. I feel cheated on man

          • I know, right?

          • Devin Harris

            Hearing about him and Worst being friends this morning was really the last straw. I kept it to myself and just posted a cryptic quote on Facebook about it

          • Marv

            Oh I don’t know worst, we’ve just chatted way late at night on the BoD when no one was around/was too scared to check in

          • Devin Harris

            Okay this makes me feel a bit better

          • Marv

            Honestly the only one I’m interested in keeping up with is the pig.

          • TatR!

            who is the pig :/

          • Louie

            Matt Indeed : (

          • TatR!

            Great minds think alike! Also Marv and Duck think alike.

          • RudoWakening

            The important thing here is that everyone loves my piggy

          • Matt_Indeed

            These titties, man.

          • Marv

            Matt_Indeed Xanthippe

          • TatR!

            OH right I thought it was a code name for some

          • TatR!

            Oh really? It’s been a long time since we emailed tbh :/

      • Facts

        Where is Kenny?

      • Louie

        Kevin Nash did the fun with charts years back.

      • RudoWakening

        They are just expert trolls and they’re kinda adept at Spider-Mans

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      What happened now?

  • ProjectBlue

    Last class of the day is a second grade, 2 of them can’t spell their names. (fairly common names), 2 others are functionally mute, 1 other believes batman is real, on top of the normal arrangement of behavior and tom foolery. Where were all these kids when I was going through school? Is it like poker where if you can’t spot the mark at the table, it’s you? Was I a barely functioning psychopath? Good lord, has it all been a lie?

    …4pm thoughts.

    • Marv

      I thought Batman was real until this post.

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      Batman’s a scientist

    • Louie

      I’ve been told that when I was in kindergarten I would pretend to the teacher that I couldn’t read. Then I would go steal notes off the teachers desk and read the notes on children back to the rest of the class.

      • ProjectBlue

        …that’s a weirdly non attentive teacher

    • DAJackson7

      How are they in 2nd grade if they can’t spell their name…they shouldn’t have passed Kindergarten

      • ProjectBlue

        Social promotion. Because obviously the kids that can’t count to potato would be aware they’re being left behind.

        …though honestly with these two, they’d be lifers at K if we were holding back.

        • DAJackson7

          One of my buddies was held back in K and the teacher ust asked is she would be “her helper next year” Hahahaha. Iw worked for him though he’s a smart dude

          • ProjectBlue

            Hold backs, at least in my district are rarely academic. A lot of times they’ll snag someone to repeat k if they were the earliest of early starters and basically a year younger than the rest of the kids. ….fun part is this district’s not far from a city that holds kids back, so every spring we get a rush of kids for the last month or so of school then they go back the following fall to maintain their city grade level…..I guess that’s caring parenting…that or sitting with a book or some blocks

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So Shelton’s pulling a Biff?!?

    • Marv

      No I just made that shit up lol

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Well, so did Biff allegedly.

        • Devin Harris

          Is Biff still gone?

          • Marv

            I’d put up a shruggy face here but I think he trademarked it.

      • TatR!

        booo why am I getting ads for marv is a piece of garbage 🙁

        • Marv

          You’re on fire today lol

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        It’s kinda sad that I just assumed he would be lying about it, LOL.

  • Louie

    I hope Peyton is excited for the Curse of the Cubs to restart tonight.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      I used to tolerate late season baseball because of football. Now, I’m just annoyed all the time with nothing to watch and end up turning off the TV at 8pm.

      • ProjectBlue

        Wednesdays are the shits for me so far this season in particular. I ended up watching Total Bellas last night. Mock and shame me in the way I deserve.

        • Devin Harris

          Did Cena and Bella ever get married?

          • ProjectBlue

            They’re just about up to wrestlemania in that time line. Nikki was saying what a great sport she was about Miz doing the skit when she didn’t really seem to mean it…

          • Louie

            I watched one a couple weeks ago where he refused to accept her power of attorney.

            And wouldn’t even tell her who had his.

          • Devin Harris

            hilarious

          • ProjectBlue

            Saw that one too. That was just bizarre. I mean, not the keeping her away from legal decisions part but him refusing to tell who he really picked. Even if it was a “don’t want to say in front of the cameras”…say that then

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I understand that money is money but at some point doesn’t self-respect kick in?

          • Devin Harris

            She’s hung in there this long. Her thinking is why give up now

          • Marv

            Her normal job is being a carnival act, giving up her personal life to be on a reality show is the respectable thing.

          • Devin Harris

            hahahaha

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I meant in terms of her relationship with Cena. Everything I’ve seen of them would indicate a barely-contained hostility towards her, and yet she stays in the picture.

          • Marv

            She’s with the biggest act in the carnival. This is the dream.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            I guess booze and pills help, too.

            I just wonder if she looks in the mirror and hates herself.

          • Marv

            All women do. It’s great.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I almost watched one of those midget family shows on TLC.

          I feel your pain.

  • Louie

    We’re going to hit so many home runs tonight that the Cubs will go home and install nets in Wrigley!

  • Devin Harris

    One more episode left of Shots Fired. Pretty good show that hasn’t relied on stupid plot twist in the place of actual storytelling.

  • Facts

    Biff and Shelton took their balls and went home.

  • Louie

    “John, I want you to be the one to decide whether or not to pull the plug on me.”

    “No.”

    • Marv

      Lol he always was the best part of that show

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        He clearly hates her and yet she stays! It’s sad and hilarious, but mainly sad.

    • ProjectBlue

      …then later in the ep the mom was all “I don’t want that power either”

    • Matt_Indeed

      What’s this now?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        John Cena and Nikki(?) Bella and their E! show..

        • Matt_Indeed

          Ah.

  • RudoWakening

    The site manager just stopped all excavation activity for some reason.

    • Matt_Indeed

      Is the world ending?

      • RudoWakening

        It might be!

        • Matt_Indeed

          Shit. I’m out of alcohol at the house.

          • RudoWakening

            You’ve got time to hit the liquor store

    • DAJackson7

      Indian burial ground?

  • Marv

    I mean the thing is, they’re on TV and everything so we’ve convinced ourselves they’ve got their shit together but for the most part we’re talking about people that ran away with the carnival. You remember that guy in high school? He was’t the brightest.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Oh, every person I know who talked about getting into wrestling (remember, this was during the height of the Attitude Era) was nutso. I actually had a manager at my old job who wrestled on weekends but I made it a point not to engage with her because I didn’t want to be in the Wrestling Clique because that’s no fun.

      • Marv

        I had a buddy that did backyard stuff until he was like 31 lol

        • ProjectBlue

          …that’s gotta be a rough realization at that age. “Welp, I’m too old for this now”

          • Marv

            I think he got hurt enough that he had to quit. I’m not really sure because I haven’t talked to him in years and years. He got hurt a lot though lol

        • DAJackson7

          Whats wrong with that?

          • ProjectBlue

            Eh, inherently, nothing really but just to carry it on for that long. I always figured the backyarders goal was to get some money out of it so you’d think by then they’d realize the ship had sailed.

            …It’s not like fishing or (insert random hobby here) but more like a fight club where you’re probably going to fuck your own shit up eventually

          • DAJackson7

            Hahaha, we did it until we were 28 or 29, but it just to goof on each other and hopefully not get hurt

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I assume this woman was a backyarder because I never came across her work. Not that I looked very hard, but she was quite large and hard to miss.

    • ProjectBlue

      Just a step further, people just assume other people have their shit together. Even the most normal seeming dude in the world has some jerry springer shit within a pretty close branch or two of their family tree.

  • Devin Harris

    When I went back to finish up my bachelor’s there was a kid in my class wrestling on the weekends. He patterned himself after CM Punk. Kinda looked like him too. Smart kid book wise but he’s probably not firing on all cylinders

    • Dwayne

      I thought you were finishing your bachelor’s now. Aren’t you about to get married?

      • Devin Harris

        I finished my bachelor’s in 2013

        • Dwayne

          You took my comment seriously lol

          • Devin Harris

            Oh. I’m sorry. You made a terrible joke that no one got.

          • Dwayne

            Thanks!

          • Matt_Indeed

            It’s okay, Dwayne. I’ve had the same problem like 4 times today.

          • Devin Harris

            It’s all a part of joke telling. 85% of your material is going to suck and the other 15% we will sell to keep you trying

          • TatR!

            A fantastic bomb is as good as a great joke

          • Marv

            Better.

          • TatR!

            need to figure out the posting equivalent of the car crash sound effect

          • Marv

            I always liked this:

            https://i.imgur.com/hBzI76D.gif

          • TatR!

            hahaha why did he do it

          • Marv

            That other kid was making some joke about when he got his bachelors.

          • Dwayne

            I go for higher than 85

          • Devin Harris

            You can’t even do that right! C’mon son!

          • Dwayne

            Telling fucked up jokes is what I do.

          • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

            Oh, we got the joke, Matt.

            We got the joke.

          • Devin Harris

            Quick question: Do you happen to be related to anyone last name Broadus?

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        I enjoyed this joke!

        • Dwayne

          I always liked you

  • Dwayne

    Ok guys. It’s time for me to be serious from now on. Devin doesn’t think I’m funny.

    • Marv

      I think you’re funny…looking.

      NAAAAAAILED IT

      • Dwayne

        I hope you do.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Things That Can’t Really Be Reheated:

    1. French Fries
    2. Cooked Chicken
    3. Dolph Ziggler

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I think I’ll avoid this place when Last Jedi is released, juuuuuuust in case Marv allows Disqus to show top comments from other threads

  • Dwayne

    So umm this political thing. Can you believe what that guy said about the thing?

    • Marv

      I’m like tweet this and tweet that what are we like a bunch of birds or somethin

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Those clowns in Congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns!

  • Facts

    I am short and everyone hates me. Plus women won’t be with meeeeeeeeeee and it’s all in my head.

    I love comedic impressions.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      No, I can believe that women weren’t attracted to the self-hating short guy.

  • Marv

    Forget politics I enjoy still laughing that some rich guy was jerking off into bushes at restaurants

    • Dwayne

      That’s what we all did in the 60s and 70s!

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      He looks like the type of guy who would do that kind of thing.

      It’s never the Clooneys of the world.

      • Dwayne

        Clooney doesn’t even have to say a word. They are already taking off their clothes for him.

        • Marv

          I love now Ben Affleck is getting dragged in too.

          • Dwayne

            That was the best. Rose lit him up. She was like stop lying, you knew he was a perv.

          • Dwayne

            Then all this pervy shit comes out about him too.

          • ProjectBlue

            Shocking the guy that would go around laying his balls on other peoples’ necks has skeletons.

    • ProjectBlue

      “I won’t do a thing, please. I swear I won’t. Just sit with me. Don’t embarrass me in the hotel. I’m here all the time. Sit with me, I promise”

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        That’s the lame part, the begging. At least be a man about it if you’re gonna be a depraved pervert.

        • Dwayne

          Yeah. At least act like it was no big deal and she’s the crazy one

          • Dwayne

            “Yeah I touched your tits. Calm the fuck down. You should feel honored!”

  • Now I have the urge to watch CM Punk’s “fight” again.

    • Marv

      I’m sure you have 75 seconds to spare.

      • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

        Most expensive 75 seconds in history?

    • RudoWakening

      I was involved in a group text with my Chicago friends that night and we all pretty much said “I hope Phil at least makes a showing.” Our hopes were quite quickly dashed.

      • HE GETS LITERALLY NO OFFENSE IN A’TALL. HOW?

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          He’s an old broken-down carny who has nothing but fake fighting skills?

        • Dwayne

          He should have stomped the ground when the threw a punch

          • That would require him to have thrown a punch.

          • Dwayne

            Damn. I think I blinked once and missed the fight.

  • Louie

    John refusing Nikki’s power of attorney was funny.

    Nikki’s mom refusing the power of attorney was even funnier.

    Nikki doing the cutaway interview and saying “Why doesn’t anyone want my pow-er of at-tor-neeeeeeee?!?” was outright hilarious.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I enjoyed some Doritos Cheese Explosion something or others and flirted with what I am pretty sure was a cute homeless lady. This has been my day….what’s going on here? Hollywood seems to be jerking off on politics or something?

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      A cute homeless girl? Is there such a thing with all the rich perverts around?

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        For a transient she had pretty eyes. It was quite a thing. All in all I kinda wanted to lock up shop and hitch on to her storyline.

  • “Hurricane Jose” Gomez

    Whaddup bitches?

  • Dwayne

    I finally cracked an iPhone screen. But it’s the work phone so who gives a fuck.

    • Facts

      Your employer

      • Dwayne

        They do not. It’s already paid for

  • Facts

    Your fact of the day:

    Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      *golf clap*

    • RudoWakening

      **riotous applause**

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I mean, he’s got all this money and power and he’s begging and pleading? I would have thought he would be acting like the King of the Universe and treating the women like they should consider it an honor to service him. It just doesn’t compute.

    • Dwayne

      Plus it seemed like they were going to stay quiet for a long time anyway. I agree. If you are going to be a rich perv, be cocky. Not a pussy.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    So how long until Section 4 of the 25th amendment is enacted? The pieces are certainly in place.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      “Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

      Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty-eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty-one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty-one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two-thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.”

      • I think the hang-up with this is the question of whether or not two-thirds of Congress would bite on this.

        • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

          I wouldn’t have thought so, but he’s making enemies left and right.

  • Brian_Bayless
    • Facts

      What a worthless piece of shit. fuck that guy.

    • RudoWakening

      I hope someone shoots him.

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    I mean, he’s feuding with his own Cabinet, insulting Congresspeople and Senators left and right and I can’t imagine that Pence is too happy being his hand puppet. If this were a movie, the ominous music would be kicking in at this point.

  • Facts
  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    Dick Vitale and Jimmy V on The Cosby Show. Completely hammy, but it works.

  • Facts

    Starz was developing a pro wrestling-centric drama titled Heels, and CM Punk was almost part of it. The show was fast-tracked by The Starz Network and ParamountTV, and they planned for an eight-episode first season. The one hour drama was to be built around the story two brothers, one a babyface and the other a heel in the ring, and the struggles they have on camera and behind the scenes after the death of their father, the promoter of the Georgia-based wrestling promotion they both worked for.

    According to PWinsider.com, CM Punk impressed casting directors so much that he tested for the series for the role of the heel brother, Jack Spade, earlier this month. Testing is the final step before being offered the role. The site reports that after several months of casting, the producers have put the show on hold. The show has been put on hold a few times since initially being announced in February. It is possible that if the show gets back on track that Punk could still be in the mix to join the cast.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      See, this never works because you have to either cast wrestlers who are unconvincing actors or actors who are unconvincing wrestlers and it just falls apart.*

      (*I say this as someone who has yet to watch GLOW, but I think the point still stands.)

      • I liked GLOW but they weren’t really wrestlers. They were models and actresses trying to become wrestlers

  • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

    My geeky prediction is that Huey, Dewey and Louie’s long-absent father ends up being Drake Mallard a.k.a. Darkwing Duck.

  • Dwayne

    Little one told me to put on a coat because it’s cold outside. She’s looking out for poppa.

    • Grampa Millionaire Bruce Wayne

      Kids are sweet except when they aren’t.

      • Dwayne

        She’s really nice. Worst thing she does is talk a lot but she’s a girl

  • ProjectBlue

    Anybody following the Vegas shooter timeline stuff? It’s kinda weird they’re on like the 4th or 5th different timeline on who knew what and when

    • Last I read it looked like the hotel knew what was up and wasn’t real quick on the 911

  • Devin Harris

    I’m tired

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Take a nap

      • Devin Harris

        too late to take a nap

    • Being a lumberjack will do that

      • Devin Harris

        Tell me about it

  • I like shrimp. Shrimp is good

  • My racist uncle isn’t thrilled about a towel head being leader of one of our major federal parties.

    • ProjectBlue

      He needs to build a wall and make the inuit pay for it

      • It’s a far left party that he never voted for under decades of white guy leaders, so not sure what the big deal is.

  • RudoWakening

    I’ve reached level 6 in Shadow of War. This game rules.

  • I still like to watch some wrestling, but bemoaning the plight of Neville is fucking boring

    • ProjectBlue

      Great cruiserweight run was pretty much his ceiling for better or worse in that company, this isn’t WCW firing Austin

    • Devin Harris

      I liked what I watched of the ppv which was the first three matches

  • The Professor

    My work is getting frustrating. Good veteran teachers are leaving the school.

    • ProjectBlue

      Admin, kids, district or all 3?

      • The Professor

        admin; going to out of classroom positions (dean; title I)

        • ProjectBlue

          Ah, can imagine it’s constant in a district your size. Even mine, once one position opens up its pretty much dominos the rest of the year with people moving up and around to fill the voids

          • The Professor

            i just think its weird that the positions are opening up now as opposed to 1-2 months ago

          • ProjectBlue

            Money starts to shift around this time of year too, they end up with a surplus at times or at least in my district, people stop paying attention to that type of stuff this time of year and you can sneak people in without much fuss

          • The Professor

            yeah 2 of the teachers are going to a school where the admin used to be our AP

    • My work expects me to generate a level a business that is basically impossible unless many competitors leave the marketplace altogether.

      • Professor Chaos

        so why dont you destroy the other competitors

        • I’m trying. Believe me. Generally I do destroy those who stand in the way of my personal success. It’s hard though.

  • ProjectBlue

    Argh, Arrow’s 9pm now

  • Professor Chaos

    One frustration I have is that my school is really 2 schools. I have tried for a decade to get into the magnet part of my school. There are only 2 positions that I am qualified for. Everyone was shocked when I didnt get it 2 years ago. Position is open now. Everyone knows I am the best person for the job. I had a ton of people tell me that the last 2 days. If the principal wants me, she would have to wait because it is already midyear and subs would have to be in there.

    • ProjectBlue

      Our district rarely rewards interest/ability/loyalty. Had a admin chair leave this summer, the assistant was well respected, seemed like a shoe in….they went out of district. Assistant was able to get out and told them to fuck off. They’re talking of building a technology coordinator and keep asking me questions about what that would look like. I keep “joking” with the other tech teacher that we’re writing the job description and will both be passed over.

  • Professor Chaos

    I think this is a good change in avatar because this is how I feel right now. HA HA HA

  • 1 nothing is better than no nothings

  • Devin Harris

    Glad I left my job when I did. They hired a new CEO and I hear they are going to do some WWE level bloodletting

    • Professor Chaos

      does wwe do any bloodletting any more? it seems like it is either people who ask or their contracts expires

      • Devin Harris

        I guess I’m referring to when they used to do it.

        • Devin Harris

          How about ESPN level bloodletting?

          • Professor Chaos

            thats better

      • yeah since the roster split they lose people to asking for their release more than anything

      • also….wrong site

  • Professor Chaos

    Israel has said it will join the US in pulling out of the UN’s cultural organisation Unesco, after US officials cited “anti-Israel bias”.
    Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu praised the US decision as “brave and moral”, a statement said.
    The agency is known for designating world heritage sites such as Syria’s Palmyra and the US Grand Canyon.
    Unesco head Irina Bokova earlier called the US withdrawal a matter of “profound regret”.
    The US withdrawal will become effective at the end of December 2018 – until then, the US will remain a full member. The US will establish an observer mission at the Paris-based organisation to replace its representation, the state department said.
    Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu tweeted he had instructed his foreign ministry to “prepare Israel’s withdrawal… in parallel with the United States”.

    Under Obama, US stopped paying its dues in 2011 when it allowed palestine to join

    • RudoWakening

      I really dislike Israel

  • RudoWakening

    Let’s go Nationals

  • RudoWakening

    Tie ballgame!

  • RudoWakening

    HOLY FUCK

  • Craft beer and jazz on the hi fi.

    • Ginger Mahal

      I misread ‘jazz’ as ‘jizz’ at first, and was thoroughly confused.

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin’ and the hoppin’ and the bippin’ and the boppin’, they don’t know what the jazz is all about. Y’see, jazz is like Jello pudding… no, that’s not it. Jazz is like Kodak film… no, that’s not right neither. I’ve got it, jazz is like the new Coke – it’ll be around forever.

  • Professor Chaos

    I don’t think master of none is funny. Watched 2 episodes and didn’t laugh once

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      I think it’s hilarious. Season 2 is a lot better.

  • RudoWakening

    I haven’t been to the gym all week and I’m starting to hate myself for it

    • yeah I hadn’t been since Sunday and felt like a big ball of goo…at least got there for some cardio today….its all good though.. you should just hate yourself for how mean you are about baseball

      • RudoWakening

        I HAVE to get there tomorrow after work. It’s been grey and drizzly and dreary all week and I’ve just had zero motivation. And aside from today my dinners have been shitty food (however, said shitty food is now gone from my freezer without my having to throw it away, so that’s a plus?)

    • I have a complaint in with hr because my company pays for gym memberships for literally everyone globally other than Canada.

      Lunch too. We are literally the only territory taking care of our own lunch.

  • ProjectBlue

    ha, that’s the advertising campaign for Professor Marston and the wonder woman? That’s going to get some confused watchers

    • wish wonder woman had more 3 ways…we have the movie for you!

      • ProjectBlue

        That’d be better. They sorttttta hint at that but unless you knew it going in, it just looked like a regular bio pic. “The year of Wonder Woman continues” is the tagline

  • RudoWakening

    Fatt Albers warming up. He suuuuuuuuuck

    • the only guy on their team I like..they got a fat guy!…no body has a true fat guy anymore

      • RudoWakening

        He ruined so many games for the White Sox

        • you are rooting for Dusty Baker.. I just want to point that out

          • RudoWakening

            Not so much rooting for Dusty as it is rooting against the Cubs. I am a HUGE fan of Trea Turner though. Scherzer, too.

  • RudoWakening

    The fried egg taco looks fucking repugnant.

    • Ginger Mahal

      I tried it one morning because I had nothing to do at work, and was very hungry.

      Would not recommend/10

    • Diddly: Basic B****

      The fried chicken taco was actually pretty good

      • Ginger Mahal

        Yeah, they can bring that back any day now. I’ll be waiting.

    • We agree on a foodstuff.

      Exactly one.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      That sounds like an abomination that would get a kid kicked off of Master Chef Junior and perhaps shot out back behind the lot.

    • I tend to be “sure I’ll give it a try” with any of the zany fast food gimmicks….but yes.. that looks like a disaster

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Tonight is a good night for beer and Traveling Wilburys music videos.

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I’m posting… at night? Wacky!

    • RudoWakening

      Whoa whoa WHOA!

  • Diddly: Basic B****

    I think I’m going to buy a denim jacket when I get paid next week

  • Facts

    Wife is drunk. Im not sure what she is doing now. I think she’s dancing.

  • Ginger Mahal

    Got excited when I saw that there was an update for the Friday the 13th game that features the Jarvis house as a new map.

    Loaded it up and tried playing, but no one is playing that map, so I quit.

    Jackoffs.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      What awful people.

    • What is the Jarvis house.

      Also, what is the rest of this nonsense you’re talking about?

    • Rick “The Hot Take King” Ross

      Tommy Jarvis should have been the new Jason. The neice should have been the new Michael Myers.

      Both studios pussed out on the original plans.

  • Facts

    Bought one of those rifles Luke has in A New Hope

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I am pretty sure that The Traveling Wilburys is the only 80’s Bob Dylan I can trust.

    • I saw him once. I understood nothing.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Sounds about right. He’s been indecipherable for decades.

    • RudoWakening

      It’s literally the only time I trust Jeff Lynne.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Yeah yeah…

  • Ginger Mahal

    I was gonna link to a cover of Boys of Summer by Daddy Issues that I’ve been listening to all day, but it’s not on YouTube.

    I then searched for any cover of the song, and saw one titled Girls of Summer, and the guy said he never understood who the boys of summer were supposed to be, or what their role was, so he changed the title.

    That’s a level of stupidity that makes me wanna snap my laptop in half.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Now I am drunk sad.

      • Ginger Mahal

        The best kind of drunk.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Holy smokes! I just found a Wilburys video featuring John Candy and Eric Idle…

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Now it’s time to switch lanes…time for Edie Brickell

  • ProjectBlue

    Well that sucked. Easily dead last after week one. Legends>Flash>Supergirl>test patterns>Arrow

    • Marv

      People seem to have really turned on that show.

      • I thought last season was a big step up from the previous season. minus the after school special hey kids lets talk about gun control ep

      • ProjectBlue

        It’s weird, most seemed to have loved last year. I didn’t care for it, hated the cliffhanger, thought how they resolved things tonight

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Man….I really don’t care for The Cult.

    • RudoWakening

      That’s too bad

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I like Fire Woman….and that one song that was in GTA Vice City and Gran Turismo 3..

        • RudoWakening

          “Sweet Soul Sister,” “She Sells Sanctuary,” and the motherfucking “Love Removal Machine” are all great

          • Ginger Mahal

            Love Removal Machine is fucking incredible, especially the Peace Remix from Rare Cult.

  • RudoWakening

    WHAT THE FUCK

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I’m sorry!!!! I misread the room!!! *puts corpse away*

    • America’s team!

  • I’m so tired of being lonely..I still have some love to give

    • Ginger Mahal

      I’m here for you.

    • maybe the butcher will show you some kindness

    • RudoWakening

      Won’t you show me that you really care?

    • Best_in_the_World

      Had that song on repeat last week!

  • man nothing more embarrassing than walking in a run

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Oh….good…. Michael Cera makes music now.

    • Michael Cera hate is over rated… dude is funny

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        He plays the same thing in everything.

        • nope…not in scott Pilgram
          not in This is the end
          not in twin peaks

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            I am going to smash the shit out of your colon.

          • That’s so rude

          • Marv

            LOL they got that guy for Twin Peaks? They are really committed to having bad acting on that show.

          • only had one scene but was one of my favorite bits

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Hmm…I dont agree with your “Shit on Twin Peaks” platform but I do agree with your “Shit on Michael Cera” platform. Conflicted.

      • Ginger Mahal

        Found Michael Cera’s account.

        • Scott Pilgram is great.
          I’m not his biggest fan but he is enjoyable in the stuff I’ve seen of him though I don’t go out of my way to see everything he’s in

          • Ginger Mahal

            Yeah, Scott Pilgrim is amazing. Was actually just thinking about throwing it on just from seeing his name.

  • I feel like I could probably be justified in banning people after to threats against my colon

  • Professor Chaos

    Watched last week’s simpsons because it was about medieval times. It sucked. didnt laugh once

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Poor guy

    • Marv

      So it was like watching any episode of the Simpsons.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        Ha! This guy! He’s got the jokes in his veins.

      • you don’t like any simpsons? not even the “glory years”

        • Marv

          No it’s all awful. I’ve never seen an episode I thought was funny.

          • when ever I think i’ve got you figured out..

          • Marv

            I’ve been consistent in thinking that show was shit for years.

          • I don’t make it a point to watch it any more but the first 10 or so years of it I love

          • Professor Chaos

            first 10 seasons were great

          • Marv

            So even a fan thinks only 1/3 of their run was good lol…

          • 10 years is more than most any show could ask for. there is laughs here and there since then …probably more than your average sitcom but not up to the Simpsons standard of their best work

          • Marv

            Sure, but that ten years was twenty years ago. Being shit for longer than they were ever good makes a show shit.

          • I disagree… also I’m a cubs fan… I can wait a long time for something to work

          • Marv

            Imagine if Cheers was still on the air. That’s what the Simpsons are, a show that should’ve died twenty years ago but for some reason people keep watching despite it not being good in decades. Holy shit Simpsons fans are just like wrestling fans lol

          • I don’t want to agree…….but you still get an upvote

          • Marv

            I’m just kidding anyway (kind of, not really) I just love shitting on the Simpsons

          • Professor Chaos

            First 10 years of episodes is up there as one of the greatest tv shows ever with almost every episode a classic

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I have now found the video for “Goodbye Horses” and now this awful night is complete

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    One by one, I kills them all.

  • contreras needs to stop getting heart by the ball

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Screw it. It’s time for an Echo and The Bunnymen rabbit hole….heh, cleverish…yeah! Time for that.

    • Ginger Mahal

      Lips Like Sugar is my jam.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        A fine tune.

  • Leaving work early to take ..the other dog to the vet tomorrow..she’s acting really weird

  • Marv

    I normally don’t care for horror movies (read: I fucking hate horror movies) but I want to see the new Eli Roth movie about a guy getting stuck in a clown costume it looks great

    • have you seen Cabin in the woods or attack the block?

      • Marv

        Neither. And I’m an idiot apparently this movie is from 2014 it’s not new at all lol

  • Marv

    I don’t know why exactly, I just usually hate horror movies. Probably because the plots never make sense and there’s always magical shit going on.

    • I a pretty good fan but I get ya. you might try the two I suggested

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      I enjoyed the Nightmare on Elm Street films. Give me a murderer with catchphrases and a doll and I’m in. This is where the other franchises and other horror movies fail…oh wait, no…I REALLY enjoy the first two Texas Chainsaw Massacre films as well. What were we talking about?

  • Marv

    I’m reading about Australia being slowly taken over by feral cats. Oddly up until like 400 years ago that entire continent had never seen a cat before.

    • should the giant spiders and Paul Hogans balance this out?

    • Dwayne

      How did they get there?

      • boats

      • Marv

        Yeah, what Peyton said. We introduced them to control some other animal (probably mice or rats) and then they bred and you know cats man, like they get fatter out hunting than they do in peoples houses eating cat food lol

        • Professor Chaos

          so australia needs more dogs to get rid of cats

  • Dwayne

    I remember back in the day you used to see stray dogs running the streets. You don’t see that anymore. You won’t ever get rid of the stray cat population though.

  • I’m ready for bed…. could use some 3 up 3 down innings

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I think my drunkening has gone sideways..

  • …. end this inning!

  • Professor Chaos

    Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze.

  • Marv

    I fear I’m mostly done belching egg salad smells out of my butt.

  • Professor Chaos

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong.

    • Professor Chaos

      thats how i feel half the time

  • STOP THROWING WILD PITCHES

  • Professor Chaos

    you got to know when hold em; know when to fold em

  • Thank god that is over

  • Marv

    Now I’m checking in on Rogan. I guess he’s moving into the new studio on Monday that’s going to be awesome.

    • so his podcast is worth a listen? I love the guy for MMA but don’t think I want to hear him for hours on end

      • Marv

        I can listen to comics talk for hours and he often has standups on just to babble about whatever. And he’ll have historians and scientists on and stuff so those are always great episodes too.

        I never watch the fighter stuff. And I always watch, I never listen. I think that’s part of it.

        • you ever listen to Maron?

          • Marv

            I used to all the time. Keeping up with audio podcasts is hard without a daily eight hour period of boredom.

          • yeah I get that.

      • Mike Mears

        “I don’t want to hear him talk at length!” is not a ringing endorsement of a stand-up comic.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    I think I’m going to fire everybody in my life and just hire a new crew..

  • Marv

    I poured shots earlier just for the lols and the whiskey was so fucking cold ice formed around the shot glasses it was lovely

  • Professor Chaos

    you never count your money when you’re sitting at the table

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      No. No you don’t.

  • Mike Mears

    This is bullshit. I’m a goddamn White Sox fan, but because I love a diehard Cubs fan- even though her pregnant ass wobbled to bed a fucking hour ago- this team is giving me a heart attack again this postseason. I said last year was the only time I was gonna cheer for them, but here I am. It’s suicide again for me.

    • ::bro hug::

      • Mike Mears

        It’s not fair. She even admits she’ll never cheer for the Sox if they’re in the Series again. I guess I’m just a better person.*

        *I’m not. Her family is Notre Dame fans and I’ve made it very clear that any Irish baby clothes will be hastily discarded.

        • Mr. Money On The Table

          What about a cute shirt with a hunchback?

    • RudoWakening

      Frida cares not for baseball. My mother, sister, and brother-in-law are die-hard Cub fans and it drives me nuts as a Sox fan

  • Professor Chaos

    I played this civil war song (ken burns version) in class today. They didn’t like it.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Fail them all.

  • Mike Mears

    Revolution is a tremendous brewery. You’re not ruining this one for me, beer hipsters.

    • Mr. Money On The Table

      Beer hipsters ruin everything

    • Ginger Mahal

      Never heard of them, so either it’s a local brewery or you’re even more of a beer hipster than me.

      • Mr. Money On The Table

        I feel like that can’t be possible.

        • Ginger Mahal

          I should be the Duck of this blog, and just start making up shit that I’m drinking, because no one will ever care enough to check into it.

          • Mr. Money On The Table

            Works for me.

      • Mike Mears

        Chicago. So local-ish for me.

      • RudoWakening

        I don’t even drink and I’ve known of Revolution for about 5 years now

  • someone explain the Spain thing to me… who is the good guys? are there good guys?

    • Mike Mears

      The Conquistadors? That was Edge and Christian, dude. I think they were heels.

    • The Catalonian independence thing?

      • Mike Mears

        The Catalina Wine Mixer?

    • Reasonable Opinion Ghost

      Good and bad guys on each side.

  • Mr. Money On The Table

    Oh……oh no……what is popping out of this dude’s elbow!? It’s like a blood ball..

  • Ginger Mahal

    I just sent a text to a friend of mine, and it’s a text I never thought I’d send to anyone.

    “I work with multiple confirmed crack babies.”

    • Mike Mears

      Eh

  • Mike Mears

    Man, that slide was fine

  • Come on Carl

  • or walk him……………LET THIS GAME END I WANT TO GO TO BED

  • Museum of the bible huh

  • switched from Sharon Van Etten to polka music because…why not

    • Ginger Mahal

      Oh god, is Sharon Van Etten mainstream now?

      Guess I’ll have to delete her shit from my HDD.

  • Mike Mears

    This has been a hell of a Yankees/Red Sox game, not sure why they’re wearing these Cubs/Nationals jerseys though.

  • RudoWakening

    Go Dodgers.

    • Marv

      Yeah I guess that’s all we’re left with now.

  • Marv

    Who else is up at 3 a.m. let’s party

    • TatR!

      It’s 11:30am does that count

      • Marv

        YES!

        • TatR!

          Hello then! it’s a very quiet day here at the office. I mean I have 45 things to do in my To Do List but the office is very quiet and its friday so

          • Marv

            I found a pic of your new king

            https://i.imgur.com/o2lr77q.jpg

          • TatR!

            fuck yea- aww my fucking crown fell off babe!

          • Marv

            I listened to part of yesterday’s show and he went off on Dave Smith for causing all this nonsense with Lauren. It was fun angry Jimmy from back in the day.

          • TatR!

            wait, Jim went off on Dave Smith on Jim and Sam or Chippah went off on “Dave Smith” for stealing his girl

          • Marv

            Jim went off, and laughed at how funny it was that this guy was threatened by a person that doesn’t actually exist (and is retarded)

          • TatR!

            oh okay cool, I’ll check that out. So that’s jIm and Sam october 12th?

          • Marv

            Yeah, Tefft Pattern has a clip up of just the part where he goes off

          • TatR!

            Sweet, will check that out when I get home

          • TatR!

            can’t believe that’s the actual story and not just a silly rumour

          • Marv

            Yeah it all seems legit. Smith and some guys on Legion of Skanks (including Soder) talked about it for an hour then J&S did another hour. It doesn’t seem fake to me and why would Lauren want to do this if it was? She was beloved by the fans, she was like the first female in fucking history the O&A fanbase didn’t instantly shit on and wish death on, and now she is in that same category. So if it was fake they definitely fucked up lol

          • TatR!

            So even Smith admitted it? That’s weird.

          • Marv

            He just kept saying she “had really good reasons” to quit. It’s all weird. That’s another reason I think it’s real because they’re being super non confrontational about it

    • RudoWakening

      I’m awake! Of course, it’s almost time for my stupid morning safety brief. After the excavation was shut down yesterday I don’t foresee much getting done on site today

      • Marv

        Did you ever figure out why it was shut down?

        • RudoWakening

          From what I heard yesterday there were issues with FSS (final status survey) in one area and the NRC wasn’t completely satisfied. That was just the rumor but I’m betting we’ll be hearing more in a few minutes.

  • Marv

    It’s 4 a.m. and I’m watching a two hour fan video explaining how much this guy hates Sherlock.

    So things are going well.

    • RudoWakening

      The boy wake you up or something?

      • Marv

        Yeah he was up for about 30 minutes and then went back down. My eyes are stuck open lol

  • TatR!

    Corgan’s album has had a few spins this morning. It’s nice. When i saw he had a solo album coming out I was like eh why isn’t it Pumpkins but this really shouldn’t be a Pumpkins album. It’s all very slow, acoustic, piano-y. Very little of the synth that’s dominated the last few SP releases.

    • Marv

      I’ll check it out later after Edna goes to work.

  • Louie

    : (

    • Marv

      It’s been a wholly unwatchable postseason anyway.

      • Louie

        Time to rotate the cursed team I cheer for to the Eagles and then eventually the Suns.

  • Marv

    This stupid video is somehow convincing me that Elementary is a better representation of the character than Sherlock was why am I watching this

  • TatR!

    comrades new thread is up